You know you are pregnant when…..

You wake up tired.

You think that 83 degrees is just too hot!

Your feet are so swollen that you make fun of them yourself.

You get stuck in your outdoor chair on Easter Sunday and laugh so hard about it that you end up crying.

When finally getting out of said chair you pee yourself, just a little.

You cry when one of your kid says I love you.

You almost cry when your husband accidently passes the last McDonalds when you
really want an ice tea. (he turned around- that stopped the tears!)

You think that one cake is just not enough on Easter Sunday.

Your six year old starts making excuses for you. "Daddy, she DOES have a baby in her belly you know?"

Zantac is considered a side dish.

You forget half of the funny things you thought of to write in this post.

You remember the really funny stuff later and cry because you forgot to add that to the post.

You come back twice to post something you forgot earlier. The second time you come back you actually forget what it was you wanted to post.